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TO - OF - AND - FROM - OF - - - -MUSIC BY RED DEVIL OF FLT - - PLAYER (C) 1991 BY GEIR TJELTA/MOZ(IC)ART ALA/A-A>A - -MORRIS/EXTACY- TO - OF - AND - FROM - OF - - GREETINGS - . WELL? I KNOW YOU MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING, BUT - , THIS BLOODY SEND HAS TAKEN SO LONG TO RETURN TO YOU, IT'S GOING TO NEED SOME BLOODY MBL GREASE ON THE HUB IN ORDER TO SPIN THE SLUT. MAINLY BECAUSE THE LAST 1.5 WEEKS AT HOME WERE PRETTY BUSY, SHIFTING ALL THE SHIT AROUND. AND THEN FINALLY I'VE - . I'LL SEND DOWN A DISK COVER WITH MY NEW ADDY ON IT, SO PLEASE NOTE THAT DOWN, TO AVOID DELAYS. HOPEFULLY, THIS ADDY WILL BE THE SAME FOR A WHILE, SO SAVE YOU GUYS ANY FURTHER CONFUSION. I COULD ALSO HAVE SENT BACK A FEW DAYSAGO, BUT AS I'M LACKING ANYTHING TO PUT ON THESE DISKS, I SAT DOWN AND MADE - . JUST A PINCH OF SHIT, REALLY. A SIDE FILLER ... WELL, ALMOST FILLER. - IT'S NOT A SERIOUS RELEASE, JUST AN EXPERIMENT. TESTING FOR THE KEY COMBINATIONS WAS - , ESPECIALLY FINDING A WAY TO TEST IF WHAT IS BEING LOADED IS IN FACT A - OR NOT. ENDED UP WITH TWO TABLES FOR TRACKS AND SECTORS, ANOTHER TABLE FOR LOAD ADDRESSES, ANOTHER TABLE FOR "MUSTATE" TESTS - TO SEE IF IT'S A TUNE BEING LOADED OR NOT - AND SO ON. THEN THE BLOODY - KEPT RETURNING AN ERROR AFTER SETTING TRACK/SECTOR AND REFUSED TO LOAD - AT ALL. FINALLY FIXED THAT UP. WHAT A BLOODY FIASCO! - !!! NOW I HAVE MY CODING HANDS WARMED UP A LITTLE, CODING BLOODY - NEXT WEEKEND WILL BE A LITTLE EASIER ... OR SO I HOPE! IF IT'S AS HARD AS LAST TIME, I'LL BE IN THE SHIT. - STILL, I HAVE A FULL JAR OF COFFEE TO BRING ME THROUGH. AM DUE AT SCHOOL IN AN HOUR, BUT HOPEFULLY I CAN GET THIS ONE READY TO POST THIS ARVO!! YEP, MY - DIED IN THE ARSE. IT'S BEEN REBUILT JUST RECENTLY, WHICH IS BLOODY - . IT'S GONE FROM NEAR ZERO COMPRESSION, TO ANKLE BREAKING STUFF. LIKE, YOU KICK IT OVER, THE PISTON WON'T MOVE SO IT'S LIKE A BLOODY - . LUCKY IT STARTS FIRST/SECOND GO - DAYS. IT ENDED UP WITH A SNAPPED TIMING CHAIN, WHICH IS - , BENT EXHAUST VALVES, SHOT RINGS,AND OTHER MISC MECHANICAL NASTIES. ALL IN ALL, NEW RINGS, HONE, NEW VALVES,NEW TIMING CHAIN/GEAR, AND LABOUR. $601.50. NOT TOO BAD. THE BRAKES COST MEANOTHER $300 TO BRING UP TO SCRATCH, WHICH IS ROUGHLY HALF WHAT WE ORIGINALLYPAID FOR IT. AT LEAST NOW IT'S - , THE OLD BITCH, HEHE. - NO A PUFF OF BLUE SMOKE IS COMING OUT, THEREOF. AT A GRAND, IT BLOODY WELL BETTER NOT, EITHER. - SUCKED? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS QUITE - BAD! I DIDN'T LIKE THE CODE EITHER, BUT THE TEXT WAS QUITE INTERESTING! IT CERTAINLY KEPT ME READING. WHILE CODING THE MAG, I ONLY FORMATTED THE CHAPTERS DISK - WHICH WAS GOOD. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND NUMBER 3 WILL BE - . CERTAINLY HOPE SO. ISSUE 2 WAS FAR NICER THAN THE ORIGINAL ONE, IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN THAT. GOOD EFFORT, BUT IT WAS - . AT LEAST NOW - IS LEARNING TO CODE,PDC WON'T BE SO QUIET! YEAH, HEHE, I REMEMBER FRANKS GAMES, " - ". HE WAS SAID TO BE WORKING ON THE THIRD ONE, BUT HE'S GONE REALLY QUIET NOW. MUST BE SCHOOL, OR HIS BLOODY - OR SUMMINK. - SHIFTING HAS ONE ADVANTAGE. IT'S GOING TO TAKE 1 - FOR MY MAIL TO GET FORWARDED UP, WHICH GIVES ME 7 LOVELY DAYS TO GET ALL MY - OUT OF HERE. GET UP TO - . NO EXCUSES NOW THAT MY SETUP IS RIGHT HERE AT MY FINGERTIPS. HOW IS - ? WELL, RIGHT NOW, EVERY MEMBER EXCEPT - DOES GRAPHICS. THAT'S ME AND GEMINI (SORT OF), GALVATRON, WIDELOAD, IRONFIST, BLADE, ETC. WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR MORE THOUGH, IT'S NEAT TO HAVE THAT EXTRA - LOGO AROUND TO DO A CONTACT DEMO OR SUMMINK YOU KNOW? MY GFX METHOD IS A CHEAP AND NASTY VARIETY, JUST FOR EMERGENCIES. WHY?? NOT OFFERING TO - ARE YOU, HEHEHE. PERHAPS YOU CAN COUNT ALL MY BLOODY VOTESHEETS FOR ME!!!!!!!! - MY GUESS IF THAT YOU JUST MADE SEVERAL CRUDE RECOMMENDATIONS WITH REGARDS MY - AND SEVERAL - . JUST KEEP YOUR MUNG ON. WHOA! INCREASING YOUR - INTAKE, AY? YOU'LL BE A FULL-TIME CODER BEFORE YOU KNOW!! I'VE BEEN - , STICKING TO ONE REALLY THICK BLACK ONE EACH MORNING. WHEN I GET BACK INTO FULLON CODING, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO TAKE ON SOME EXTRA - TO KEEP ME RUNNING. I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING CRUDE THEN LIKE "AND SOME COFFEE WOULDN'T BE BAD EITHER". BUT I WON'T! LIKE MY MATE DAVID SAID ONCE, HE LIKES HIS COFFEE THE WAY HE LIKES HIS WOMEN ... - ! I DUNNO, FIGURE THAT OUT. - WHAT YA NEED IS AN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH - COFFEE. IT COMES OUT THICK, BLACK, AND AROMATIC, AND IT REACHES OUT AND - YA!!! DO I HAVE - ? YES I DO!!! IT SHOULD BE IN THIS SENDING. THE ONLY THING IS THAT I THINK MY - IS ROOTED, SO JUST LOAD THE FILE CALLED "TITLES.SAL" AND SYS TO THE FIRST LOADED LOCATION, OR " - " I THINK, WHATEVER THAT IS IN DECIMAL. NOT A BAD GAME, THINK I PREFER - THOUGH, I'M AN AGE OLD NEMESIS - ! LOVE THE GAME. IT'S ONE OF THE FEW I STILL PLAY. AS FAR AS - GOES, YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD FROM HIM RECENTLY. I GOT A PACK FROM HIM WITH THE MOUTH WATERING - ON IT, AND IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!!! NICE, - MAG! - - MUST BE SOME SORT OF REALLY STRANGE PERSON. THERE SEEMS TO BE NO LIMIT TO THE GUYS CODE ABILITY, IT'S QUITE SCAREY! HOW IS - ? IN TERMS OF CHAPTERS, WE HAVE A FEW MORE THAN LAST TIME I THINK, ALONG WITH A PROPOSED - CHAPTER, WHICH SEEMS TO BE ALL THE RAGE THESE DAYS, DOESN'T IT. THIS WEEK, I'LL BE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON DOING THE BLOODY - , WHICH WILL BE A LONG TIRING JOB. THEN OF COURSE THE REACTIONS, AND OTHER ASSORTED BARMAIDERY. COFFEE HELPS THERE TOO. IT DULLS YOUR MIND. TASTES BETTER THAN OLD SOCKS, THOUGH. THAT SHOULD MEAN THAT - GETS STRUNG TOGETHER THIS VERY COMING WEEKEND. - DAD WANTS ME TO RIDE TO SHEPPARTON ON MY - SO THAT WE CAN PUT ON THE NEW FRONT DISC ROTOR, BLEED THE BRAKES AND GET THAT ALL FUNCTIONAL! - IT'S GONNA BE SO - TO HAVE BRAKES AGAIN. THE CALIPER WAS ALL CEASED TO BUGGERY, IT WAS LOCKING THE - ONTO THE DISC, LITERALLY! SO, YOU CAN - THE STATE OF THE ROTOR AND THE PADS ... ROOTED! $180 FOR A NEW - , FIGURE THAT OUT. DON'T - WE'LL NEED A NEW CALIPER, BUT IF WE DID, IT'D - . YOU'RE AFTER - ? IT'S HERE. GO TO IT! ANOTHER REALLY TOP NOTCH MAG, WHY MOST PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO LIKE IT IS A TOTALY MYSERY TO ME, SEEING AS IT REALLY IS A GOOD READ. NOT TO MENTION AN - OUTFIT. I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS AN ISSUE #18 OR NOT. MAYBE THERE IS? DON'T THINK SO. HOW GOES THINGS WITH - THES DAYS? AND WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS - DEAL? - YOUR - SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN QUIET OF LATE. - ?? I HATE IT. WHAT THE HELL IS - ???? YOU SIT ON YOUR BACK, AND DO NOTHING BUT - FOR 6 OR 7 HOURS. WHAT A BLOODY WASTE! THINK ABOUT IT! %33.33 OF OUR LIVES ARE SPENT FARTING AND BREATHING IN OUR SLEEP. UNLESS YOU'RE LIKE JOSH AND HIS OLD MAN, WHO BOTH - IN THEIR SLEEP. IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING TO LISTEN TO!!! USUALLY JUST MUMBLE, BUT NOW AND THEN IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TALKING ON THE - , YOU KNOW? YOU TAKE THE BIKES CAMPING (THE MOTORED VARIETY, SORRY) AND JOSH WILL BE THERE AT 3.00 AM TALKING ABOUT - . FUNNIEST THING!! SLEEP. - ! NAME ME ANYONE ELSE WHO CAN SIT ON HIS USELESS RING PIECE AND YABBER ABOUT - ! - TAKE YOUR PICK. THE - . THAT'S ROUGHLY THE END OF YOUR NOTE. BY THE WAY, YOUR - LOGO WAS USED FOR THE INTRO TO THE MAG!!! THIS WAS CODED BY - AND I THINK CAME UP REALLY WELL. I DON'T THINK IT'LL FIT ONTO THESE DISKS, IT'S 200 SOMETHING BLOCKS - (I THINK). IT'S AN ICED FILE, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY, BUT THE OVERALL EFFECT IS NICE. THANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR SUPPLYING US WITH THOSE LOGOS, THAT'S UTTERLY - OF YOU! TOTALLY RED LINED! UTTERLY - ! MAY YOU GROW A RED HAT, AND RUN AROUND BEATING THE PISS OUT OF ALL AND SUNDRY. BET YOU WONDER WHAT THE HELL I'M ON ABOUT, AY. - ! REMEMBER THE NAME! HILLBILLY WRESTLER! 550 POUNDS!! MASSIVE HEAVY DUTY! RIP YA GODDAMN HEAD OFF! RED NECK MACOY! FAMILAIR?? - I DUNNO. FARMERS, WANBI, SLEEP AND COFFEE. THINGS ARE LOOKING HAIRY. NO, I DON'T KNOW MY - ADDRESS YET, BUT I KNOW I'VE GOT ONE. JUST HAVEN'T SORT OF BOTHERED TO LOOK INTO THINGS THERE YET. GOT OUR ACCOUNTS THE FIRST DAY. NEAT, AY! FIRST DAY AS IN - . I'M STARTING MY THIRD BLOODY COURSE SINCE YEAR 12, AND HAVE ENDED UP AT - . WHY? I DON'T KNOW! BEATS LIVING IN WANBI OR BOORT, I SUPPOSE! HEHE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN - ? IT'S ON THE LOXTON ROUTE FROM HOME TO ADELAIDE. IT'S A TOWN WITH A POST OFFICE, PUB AND SHITTER ALL ROLLED INTO ONE PLACE. ME AND JOSH ALWAYS SCREAM " - " OUT OF THE CAR WINDOWS AS WE DRIVE THROUGH! DOWN THE - ROUTE TO BENDIGO, IT'S ALWAYS " - YOU SEE?? US HILLBILLIES KNOW HOW IT'S DONE. WATHCING PLANES LAND, WATCHING THE CARS ON THE ROADS, LOOKIN' AT THEM THERE NEW FANGLED - DO-HIGGIES. GRANNY'S ROAD KILL STEW IS MIGHTY NICE, HOO WEE, WE GUN' HAVE US SOME FUN!!!! - , UNCLE JED! IT'S ONE OF THOSE GARD DAYUM " - " FOLKS WE BEEN HEARING ABOUT. I'LL BE HORN SWOGGLED! HEHE, EVER SEEN THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIETHING? BLOODY FUNNY MOVIE. REMINDS ME OF - AND HIS MATES AT THE HOGS BREATH CAFE IN ADELAIDE. THESE MASSIVE "SORT OF" HUMAN LOOKING BIKERS, EATING OLD CAM CHAINS AND CHEWING ON CRUSHED GLASS. FUNNY SIGHT! - AS YOU CAN GUESS, I'M JUST FILLING IN THE - RIGHT NOW. JUST ADDING LOTS OF SHIT TO THE NOTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THE ENERGY PACKING THE SLUT. STILL. THIS IS 4 MORE PAGES THAN THE NOTE I DID LAST NIGHT, AT LEAST I'M NOT GETTING - NOTE-WISE, WHICH IS ALL-IN-ALL A VERY - THING. SPEAKING ON WHICH, SOON I'LL BE STARTING ON MY OWN NOTER. MAG OUTFIT ISH, WITH AN UPSCROLLER AND LOGO. JUST NEED TO GET THE BLOODY - TO WORK, WHICH WILL BE THE HARDEST PART I THINK. - HARD. NO WELL, THAT'S AS MUCH AS I CAN THINK OF TO TALK ABOUT HERE. SORRY FOR THE PATHETIC DELAY, I'M A BARMAID, WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID? UNTIL NEXT TIME THEN! YOUR FRIEND ... - - TO - OF - AND - FROM - OF - - -
KB_NH SHOCKWAVE? NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - WHY HAVE I DONE THIS. NO REAL REASON, THERFORE, NO REAL PRODUCTION. I WAS REALLY BORED, AND HAD NOTHING TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS, SO THIS IS REALLY ONLY A DISK FILLER. NEVER TRIED ONE OF THESE BEFORE, BUT I HOPE IT WORKS OKAY! PRESS A-N TO LOAD NEW 1X1 CHARSETS. SHIFT A-G TO LOAD NEW 1X2 CHARSETS. C= A-B TO LOAD NEW 2X1 CHARSETS. CTRL A-J TO LOAD NEW 2X2 CHARSETS. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,+ AND - FOR TUNES. CODE: SHOCKWAVE/SYSTEM/PDC. LOGO: SEYTAN. MUSIC: CARL, GOP, ATOM, REMORHAZ, METRO, NEPTUNE. CHARS: LOTS AND LOTS. <<< HIT ANY KEY >>> GLHJ - WHY HAVE I DONE THIS. NO REAL REASON, THERFORE, NO REAL PRODUCTION. I WAS REALLY BORED, AND HAD NOTHING TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS, SO THIS IS REALLY ONLY A DISK FILLER. NEVER TRIED ONE OF THESE BEFORE, BUT I HOPE IT WORKS OKAY! PRESS A-N TO LOAD NEW 1X1 CHARSETS. SHIFT A-G TO LOAD NEW 1X2 CHARSETS. C= A-B TO LOAD NEW 2X1 CHARSETS. CTRL A-J TO LOAD NEW 2X2 CHARSETS. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,+ AND - FOR TUNES. CODE: SHOCKWAVE/SYSTEM/PDC. LOGO: SEYTAN. MUSIC: CARL, GOP, ATOM, REMORHAZ, METRO, NEPTUNE. CHARS: LOTS AND LOTS. <<< HIT ANY KEY >>> - 1X1 CHARSET! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG. SHOCKWAVE IS A SMELLY DIRTY MOUND OF FLATULENT BESTIAL